Scarlett O’Hairdye is Seattle’s Superhero of Sparkle! A long and varied performance history boasts a performance in the first Nerdlesque Festival as well as the Ultimate Grand Supreme winner of the 2014 Seattle Burlesque Games. Scarlett comes from a background of anime convention cosplay and musical theater. She sold her personal dignity for a bag of magic beans when she was a child and never looked back. Her costumes? Lavishly accurate. Her ideas? Nearly infinite. Her cheese biscuits? Famous in the Seattle burlesque scene. Her hair? Really, really, ridiculously red. She creates fanfiction on stage with nearly every act… And she can probably kill you with her brain.

Scarlett is the woman behind Unnatural Redhead Productions, producing sold-out shows around Seattle since 2012.  A true Jill-of-all-trades, Scarlett not only produces themed and general revues, but also theatrical projects incorporating burlesque.  She’s written, directed, set designed, and made props for The Venture Bras! and Planet XXXpress: A Futurama Burlesque!  She also mixed the entire soundtrack for Showgirls of Beast Island! A full-length, badly lipsynced, burlesque B-Movie.

Also a professional burlesque costumer, Scarlett has been creating elaborate and screen-accurate pieces for other performers in the Seattle area since December 2012. Notable clients include drag queen Mama Tits, Reigning Princess of Burlesque 2013 Sydni Deveraux, producer and performer Vixen Valentine, and producer and performer Sailor St. Claire. Scarlett was nominated for a 2014 Seattle Gypsy Award for Excellence in Costume Design (Smaller Theater) for her work on Girl You Know It’s True, produced by The Stay Up Late Show and Theatre Off Jackson.

And, as if the existence of the Cape of Dicks (2.0) wasn’t awesome enough on its own, the woman who made it for me is a jaw-droppingly beautiful burlesque dancer who performs a set as WESLEY FUCKING CRUSHER TURNING INTO ME WITH WHEDONESQUE BURLESQUE.

Yeah. This is the life I apparently live, and I hope I never wake up.

Wil Wheaton